Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
Because this keeps coming up.
You are the perfect size, shape, gender, and sexuality to cosplay that character you love.
I’m not saying you are NEARLY the perfect size, shape, gender and sexuality to play that character you love.
I am saying you are the EXACTLY CORRECT AND PERFECT size, shape,…
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
Title: That Don't Impress Me Much
Artist: Shania Twain
So you got the looks but have you got the touch